Cyber Space... the Final Frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
Captain's log stardate 11717.5:
We have re-entered the world of Facebook after terminating the mission 1440 hours (2 months) ago. The humanoid lifeforms on this Facebook planet were dull and often exhibited the tendency to vent their frustrations on the planet wide news forum they aptly call "status update". Our original mission was terminated for this very reason.
Our new mission is to re-enter into the Facebook's social network to determine if our original assessment was accurate.
Captain's log stardate 11719.4:
Day 2 of re-entry into the cyber world of Facebook. Our original assessment of the lifeforms here appears to be incorrect. Despite the long-winded venting, confessions of deluded happiness & religious propaganda all of which reveal just how far behind this planet is in terms of evolution of the mind, we find ourselves strangely drawn to remaining here for exploratory purposes. Many Facebook lifeforms exhibit admirable qualities such as humour and insight on the "status update" news.
The starship Enterprise will remain on this planet until further instruction is received from Starfleet command.
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