Climate
change, Ebola, wars. These are just a few occurrences that lead some scientists
to believe that planet Earth may currently be experiencing another mass
extinction. But what about the threat of a Zombie Apocalypse?
Sure, the
possibility of zombies inheriting the earth is fictional but being prepared
never hurt anyone. This is when the logic of Dr. Sheldon Cooper suffices. Keep
an emergency pack! It doesn’t have to include an endless supply of all your necessities
or a machete for whacking the undead. And if you find preparation for a Zombie Apocalypse
to be, indeed absurd, u can always use it as an emergency kit for any disaster.
Get
yourself a strong back pack. Fill it with essentials for one person. And keep
your backpack in an easily accessible place. It is a good idea to have more
than one of these packs. I suggest having one for the home, one for the office,
and a smaller one for the car.
Here are some important items you might want to include in your disaster kit:
- Bottled water
- Protein bars
- First-aid kit
- Surgical mask
- Anti-biotics
- Waterproof clothing
- Torch
- Waterproof safety matches
- Canned food (don’t forget the can opener)
- A radio (don’t forget the batteries)
- A disposable / prepaid cellular phone
- Emergency thermal blanket
- Utility knife
- Weapon for killing zombies
Zombie killing weapons
The best weapon for killing zombies has been hotly debated. Some say
that a knife is most suitable because zombies will come shuffling toward you
from every direction. A knife favours hand-to-hand combat. Others say that even
though a gun will emit a jarring sound that will attract more zombies when
fired, it is the best choice for a person who has no skill with weapons. My
advice?
Any object can become a weapon. With the exception of a feather. No
evidence exists to suggest that Zombies are at all ticklish. lol. Use what your
surroundings have to offer you. And if you spot one of these top weapons
during the Zombie Apocalypse, grab it!
#1 Ninja Forearm Machete
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#2 Kukri |
#3 Axe |
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